Joke - Wife and Dog - See who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

Put your wife in a room & lock it.

Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!

Open both  rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😝

(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) 😊

Don't laugh loud ---- 😃

The extended version  says...

Put your husband in a room & lock it.

Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!

Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! 😝😝😝😝

Killer joke - Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class

Don't die by laugh.....😂😂😂😂😂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂

Killer joke:..

The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip His Finger in urine & tasted it in his own mouth. 
Then he asked the Students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in urine sample & tasted it....
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them & said: The most important Quality is 'Observation'.  I dipped my MIDDLE Finger but tasted the INDEX Finger. Today you just Learn, "How to Pay Attention". 
All Students shouted...

saala kuttta!!!😂😂😂

NEWTON'S 4TH LAW (discovered by students)

NEWTON'S 4TH LAW (discovered by students) .........

Every book continue to be in state of rest or covered with dust, until & unless an internal or external semister exams appear &  the speed of turning pages is directly proportional to the syllabus to be covered and the tension in the mind remains constant.

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