A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns.
*The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."*
*He gets her name, address etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"*
*"I'm a prostitute," she says.*
*The accountant is taken aback and says, "That's too gross. Let's try to re-phrase that."*
*The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".*
*"No, that still won't work. Need something more acceptable."*
*They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer."*
*The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?"*
*"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."*
*Chartered Acct : "Brilliant !! *"Poultry Farmer"** *it is !!! and agricultural income is tax free"*
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