Merry Christmas 2020

"May this Christmas end the present COVID year on a Happy and Safe Note"

 

 

 “May the true spirit of Christmas shine in your heart and light your path”

 

 

Wishing you a Happy, Healthy, and Colorful time this Christmas. 

Enjoy every moment with your family, friends, and loved ones. 

Merry Christmas!

 

Happy Independence Day to You!

 The freedom that we enjoy today would have been impossible without the hard work of our freedom fighters, our soldiers and our heroes.
Let us thank them for their efforts.

May this Independence Day bring harmony between all the communities.

Wishing you a Happy Independence Day!

International Youth Contest - Video-Poster Competition

International Youth Contest of Social Anti - Corruption Advertising "Together Against Corruption" hosting of poster/ video competition in India from 01.06.2019 to 30.09.2019

Students from any institute can participate.

Age between 18-35 

International Youth contest online poster video competition.

Theme: Together against corruption

Last date: 30-Sep-2019

Announcement Details: 

http://www.mofpi.nic.in/sites/default/files/cvc.pdf

http://www.mofpi.nic.in/announcements/international-youth-contest-social-anti-corruption-advertising-together-against

റേഷൻ കാർഡിൽ (Ration Card) ആധാർ നമ്പർ ചേർക്കേണ്ട അവസാന തീയ്യതി സപ്തംബർ 30, 2019

റേഷൻ കാർഡിൽ (Ration Card) ആധാർ നമ്പർ ചേർക്കേണ്ട അവസാന തീയ്യതി സപ്തംബർ 30, 2019.

 ആധാർ ചേർത്തില്ലെങ്കിൽ ഒക്ടോബർ 1 മുതൽ റേഷൻ വിഹിതം നഷ്ടമാവും

As per Department of Civilsupplies, Government of Kerala.

 റേഷൻ കാർഡിൽ പേരുള്ള പലരുടേയും ആധാർ നമ്പർ ചേർത്തിട്ടില്ല

👇 *താഴേ കൊടുത്ത ലിങ്കിൽ കയറി റേഷൻ കാർഡ് നമ്പറും captcha എന്ന കോളത്തിൽ താഴെ നംബറും അടിച്ചാൽ നില വിൽ ഉള്ള അംഗങ്ങൾ ആധാറുമായി ബന്ധിപ്പിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ടോ എന്ന് അറിയാൻ സാധിക്കും.

http://etso.civilsupplieskerala.gov.in/index.php/c_checkrcard_details

To Know How to Seed/Add your Aadhaar Number go to: 

https://civilsupplieskerala.gov.in/images/Aadhaar%20seeding%20help-corrected-2.pdf

To Seed/Add your Aadhaar Number Online go to: 

http://ecitizen.civilsupplieskerala.gov.in

(Use the Citizen login)

ഷെയർ ചെയ്യുക.....

👍

Second hand husbands are in high demand - Celebrities marrys married men

Hema Malini married a married man.

Shree Devi married a married man.

Raveena Tandon married a married man.

Karisma Kapoor married a married man.

Kareena Kapoor married a married man.

Juhi Chawla also married a married man.

Vidya Balan married a married man.

Sonam Kapoor married a married man.

*Lara Dutta* married a married man.

*Shilpa Shetty* married a married man.

*Mahima Chaudhary* married a married man.

*Amrita Arora* also married a married man.

*Rani Mukherji* married a married man.

*Bipasha Basu* also married a married man.

*Sarika* married a married man.

*Shabana Azmi* also married a married man.

*Kalki koechlin* also married a married man.

*Smita Patil* also married a married man.

Married Men...smile!

...experience counts. 

Second hand husbands are in high demand.

So you could still have a chance to be Happy.

Happy Mens' Day!

 😂😂😃😃😍😍

Report online Child Pornography or Rape/Gang Rape content at www.cybercrime.gov.in - twitter handle @CyberDost

Let's unite with the Ministry of Home Affairs to make a "Cyber Secure Bharat" by reporting online Child Pornography or Rape/Gang Rape content on www.cybercrime.gov.in

Get the latest cybercrime safety tips from Ministry of Home Affairs on twitter handle @CyberDost

Join Ministry of Home Affairs twitter handle @CyberDost to get regular cybercrime safety tips.

Funny-HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER

HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER

Enjoy the fun & the pun.

Q: Can February March?

A: No. But April May!

Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I better not tell you, it might spread!

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?

A: Kid: The lunch bell!

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: You're pointless!

Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?

A: Transparents!

Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A: A Barbercue!

Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal

A: A cereal killer!

Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?

A: Urgent Tina!

Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?

A: A heavy discussion!

Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?

A: Nostalgia!

Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

A: Thunderwear!

Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?

A: Trouble!

Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?

A: The dock!

Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?

A: A Mer-Maid!

Q: Why can't a leopard hide?

A: Because he's always spotted!

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: Why did the barber win the race?

A: Because he took a short cut!

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?

A: To get a root canal!

Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?

A: Because they're all in High School!

Q: Why was the maths book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems!

Happy  week ahead.

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Nothing is Permanent in this Life - Whatsapp killed BBM, Wikipedia killed Encyclopedia

Nothing is Permanent in this Life 

Whatsapp killed BBM

Youtube killed VCD/DVD

*Bluetooth* killed *Infrared*

*Xender* killed *Bluetooth*

*CDs* killed *Cassettes*

Android killed Windows

*Uber* killed *Yellow Cab* 

*Phone* killed *Post Office*

*SMS* killed *Letter Writing* 

*Email* killed *Fax*

*Civilization* killed *Culture*

*Computer* killed *Typewriter*

*E-card* killed *Hallmark Card*

*Maggi* killed *Dawa Dawa*

*Money* killed *True Love* 

What else killed what again?

Internet killed Library

Google killed Dictionary/Memmory

Wikipedia killed Encyclopedia

No condition is permanent in this world. Be humble. 

Therefore, my dear friends, 

whatever position you are today use it positively... 

Tomorrow may not be yours... but 

Someone else's

Funny - Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' wife MacKenzie is a better investor than most of us

Jeff Bezos wife is better investor than most of us. 

 She managed to exit him at peak !!! 😜😇

Note: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are are reported to be getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage. It is speculated that MacKenzie could become world's richest woman after divorce. 

Amazon.com, Inc., doing business in the Amazon brand name, is a U.S. based multinational technology company (MNC) focusing in e-commerce, cloud computing and artificial intelligence (AI) based in Seattle, Washington, USA (United States of America). Jeff Bezos is the founder and current CEO (Chief Executive Officer) of Amazon.com, Inc. Amazon is the world's largest internet company in terms of revenue. It's shares are listed on the NASDAQ stock exchange.

Agreement to avoid a #Metoo allegation in future

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

*Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".*

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

  (a) I contract an STD

  (b) I become pregnant

  (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________

(Signature of Screwee) 

-------------------------------------

(Signature of Screwer)

#Metoo effect 😃

#Metoo

#Metooproof

#Metooproofagreement

Sunder Pichai and the Cockroach Theory for Self Development - a must read

Sunder Pichai-Cockroach Theory -Don't miss to read

A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai - an IIT-MIT Alumnus and Global Head Google Chrome:

The cockroach theory for self development

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.

She started screaming out of fear.

With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky.

The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but ...it landed on another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.

In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.

The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt.

When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior?

If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?

He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.

It is not the cockroach, but the inability of those people to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach, that disturbed the ladies.

I realised that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.

It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

I understood, I should not *react* in life.

I should always *respond.*

The women *reacted,* whereas the waiter *responded.*

*Reactions*  are always instinctive whereas *Responses*  are always well thought of.

A beautiful way to understand............LIFE.

Person who is HAPPY is not because Everything is RIGHT in his Life..

He is HAPPY because his Attitude towards Everything in his Life is Right.

World's dangerous joke that can fracture your bones - Joke?!

World's dangerous joke that can fracture your bones.

Teacher: "From where did the word 'wife' come from?"

Student: "Ma'am, it is derived by taking the first 2 & last 2 alphabets from the word 'WILDLIFE'."

"And, the remaining words 'LDLI' are for the husband:

Last Day of Living Independently.".

👏👍😁👆

Funny - Prostitute, high-end call girl and poultry farming

A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns.

*The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."*

*He gets her name, address etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"*

*"I'm a prostitute," she says.*

*The accountant is taken aback and says, "That's too gross. Let's try to re-phrase that."*

*The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".*

*"No, that still won't work. Need something more acceptable."*

*They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer."*

*The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?"*

*"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."*

*Chartered Acct : "Brilliant !! *"Poultry Farmer"** *it is !!! and agricultural income is tax free"*

🤣🤣😂😂😜😜😎😎

🐥🐔🐣🐤🦆😱🤣😛😃😎

Question: What is the best advice your mother ever gave you? Answer by Jonathan Pettit

Question: What is the best advice your mother ever gave you?

Answer By Jonathan Pettit

I was about ten. My mom had just finished creating one of her amazing meals, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Delicious. Later, as I was washing the dishes, my mom came up to me. "Sorry, dinner was so awful again," she said.

I was shocked. "What? No, it was great. I loved it."

"Really?" she said, with mock surprise. "You always eat so quietly, never saying anything. You've never told me you liked my cooking, so I thought you hated it."

"No, you're the best cook I know."

"Then you should tell me that," she said. "Whenever someone does something nice for you, you should thank that person. If you don't, then she might think she's not appreciated and stop doing those nice things."

Something clicked right then. From that day onward, I thanked everyone for literally everything. If anyone did something that even vaguely helped me, I thanked that person profusely. It became a habit, something I didn't even think about, and that's when the magic started happening.

People liked me more. They talked to me more, shared with me, were more friendly. In my first year of high school, during the final week, I came home and found a giant freezie (a kind of sweet frozen snack) waiting for me. "Thanks, mom!" I said instinctively.

"This isn't from me, she said. "This is from your bus driver." He had been driving that bus for years, and my siblings and I were the first people to ever thank him as we got dropped off. Those two simple words made a huge difference, so much so that he went out of his way to tell our mom and give us a present.

That's the power of appreciation. When you have it, all is right in the world, but when it's missing life is empty. My mom taught me many things, but taking two seconds to say 'thank you' every time, in any situation, was the best.

*Debriefing of this Story*

You would have met people who call themselves as good critics but have you ever met a person who says I am good at appreciating others? Isn't that a sad part of our society?

Let's start appreciating people more frequently especially people who are close to us. 

"The sweetest of all sounds is praise"

If you care for your Brain, sleep for 8hrs-If you care for your Eyes, massage your feet with oil before going to bed

If you care for your Brain, sleep for 8hrs.

If you care for your Eyes , massage your feet with oil before going to bed.

If you care for your *Ears* , pour garlic mixed oil in ears frequently.

If you care for your *Nose* , eat mint regularly.

If you care for your *Mouth* , gargle frequently with gingelly( Sesamum ) oil.

If you care for your *Throat* , Use pepper frequently,

If you care for your *Lungs* avoid smoking.

If you care for your *Heart* , avoid excess salt.

If you care for your *Liver* , avoid excessive fatty food.

If you care for your *Stomach* , avoid cold food.

If you care for your *Intestine* , replace junk food with vegetables.

If you care for your *Pancreas* , avoid overfeeding.

If you care for your *Kidney* :drink a lot of water during the day;

drink less water at night;

empty your bladder before going to bed. 

If you care for your *Urinary tract* , use raw onion regularly.

If you care for your *Menstruation* , use green gram regularly.

If you care for your *Appendix* , use lemon juice frequently.

If you care for *others* , tell them these.

Joke-New born and WhatsApp habit

The nurse handed over the new born to the mother and said, "Congratulations, it is a baby boy!"

The mother silently handed over the kid to her husband. 

The husband placed the boy in his sister's hands. She gave the kid to her husband. He handed over the kid to his parents. They in turn gave to the kid's grandparents. The grandparents handed over the kid to a visitor there. The visitor returned the child back to the mother in bed. 

The new born child was worried. "What is happening, mama?", he enquIred. 

"What to do, they all are addicted to this WhatsApp habit. Forwarding as soon as they receive", mother said.

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Joke-A dying granny leaves her granddaughter farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."

The granddaughter, about to become rich says, "Oh granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?".

 

With her last breath, granny whispered, "Facebook..."

☺️😊

Funny-Tough time is like physical exercise

Tough time is like physical exercise, You may not like it while you are doing it, but tomorrow you'll be stronger because of it….                                                                                                     😁🌞Good Morning. Have a nice weekend.🌞😁

Challenging Puzzle for people who got their brain filled with IQ

A very simple but confusing puzzle.

A lady buys goods worth rs.200 from a shop. (shopkeeper selling the goods with zero profit).

The lady gives him 1000 rs note. The shopkeeper gets the change from the next shop and keeps 200 for himself and returns rs.800 to d lady.

Later the shopkeeper of the next shop comes with the 1000rs note saying "duplicate" and takes his money back.

How much LOSS did the shopkeeper face ?

A. 200

B. 800

C. 1200

D. 1800

E. 2000

F. 1600

G. Other

Simple yet confusing and challenging.

Puzzle Only for people who got their brain filled with IQ.