Friday, July 27, 2018

Killer one-Discussion about arranged marriage and love marriage

😂Discussion about arranged marriage—

English man : how could you marry a woman before  knowing her?🤔

Indian man : how could you marry a woman AFTER knowing her? 🙄
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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Free second opinion from an expert doctors panel - avoid unwanted surgeries, risky premature cataract surgeries

Corporate hospitals are paying a salary of 1½ lakh per month to their doctors.

But they have monthly targets.
the target condition for them to remain in job is that, they have to write tests & scans worth 3 lakhs & trap 25 patients for surgery every month.

This is not happening in Charity Hospitals.

In many hospitals, unwanted surgeries & risky premature cataract surgeries are being carried out. One has to be fearful of corporate hospitals.

Never show your medical Insurance card or say "Doctor, don't bother about expense, please save Me"

If they terrify u & do not give time to think then, You must be alert & come out and not join there

If they advise a surgery or a medical procedure,then. Take time & call at *70266 46022* or send ur medical reports at medical@medisense.me or else visit at medisensehealth.com They will get u a 2nd opinion from an expert doctors panel. It is a free service for patients.

This free service for patients is available in 21 cities in India which includes Udupi, Mangalore, Bangalore, Pune, Mumbai, Chennai, Hyderabad etc.

Please pass on to all u r loved ones.

I just now did!😃🙋‍

*As received.*

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Killer Jokes-Two great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives

Teacher - Can you please tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?"

Student :

"Smo-king & Drin-king " !!!

Teacher Resigned !😂😂😇😇


Teacher: Who was Akbar ?  
Boy: Akbar was Gay. 

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? 
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu, Romeo-Juliet  
But Only 
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died😂😂😂

This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : students.. On britannia tiger biscuit cover,there is a green dot. Wat does that mean? 

Student : tiger is online.. .😂😂

Joke-Subjects taught at the new Jio Institute of Eminence

The new Jio Institute of Eminence will be teaching subjects like Jiography, Jiometry, Jiology, Jiornalism, Jingoism, etc.

If you have not studied these subjects, your career may be in jiopardy.

😂😂😂😂

Joke-PhD from Jio Institute for research

Hi friends, 

Happy to share the news that I have received a Ph.D from *Jio Institute* for the research that I am yet to do.


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Joke-Discussion by a couple over mobile late at night

Discussion by a couple over mobile late at night. 

Wife : _Where are you? Speaking so tensed. What happend?_

Husband : _I'm in the car dear. But  the steering wheel, clutch pedal, brake pedal, accelarator pedal are all  stolen from our car.. What to do??_

Wife : *You drunk again??*

Husband : _..A little... but how does that matter? Think about the car first..._

Wife :  *Expected..  You idiot.. Change from left seat to the right seat. You'll find everything.....*

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Nobody knows you better than your WIFE..💐 🙏😂