Saturday, June 16, 2018

Must read very useful Tips - How to give a Shine to your Hair, How to get rid of ants

Must read very useful:

😴😀 SOMETHING YOU 
           MIGHT HAVE NOT 
           KNOWN And NEED 
           TO KNOW !!

🐜  Ants Problem:
       Ants hate Cucumbers. 
       "KEEP the skin of 
        Cucumbers near the 
        Place where they are
        or at Ant Hole.   

 🎆  To make the Mirror 
        Shine:
        "Clean with Sprite"
 
  💨 To remove Chewing 
        Gum from Clothes:
        "Keep the Cloth in 
        the Freezer for One 
        Hour"
 
💭   To Whiten White 
        Clothes:
        "Soak White Clothes 
        in hot water with a 
        Slice of Lemon for 10 
        Minutes" 
 
 🙇  To give a Shine to 
        your Hair: 
        "Add one Teaspoon 
        of Vinegar to Hair, 
        then wash Hair"
 
 🍋  To get maximum 
        Juice out of Lemons:
        "Soak Lemons in Hot 
        Water for One Hour, 
        and then juice them" 
 
🍞  To avoid smell of 
       Cabbage while 
       cooking: 
       "Keep a piece of 
        Bread on the 
        Cabbage in the 
        Vessel while cooking"
 
👕  To remove Ink from 
       Clothes:
       "Put Toothpaste 🍥 
       on the Ink Spots 
       generously and let it 
       dry completely, then 
       wash"
 
🐀  To get rid of Mice or 
       Rats: 
       "Sprinkle Black 
       Pepper in places 
       where you find Mice & 
       Rats. They will run 
       away"

 🍸 Take Water Before 
       Bedtime..
       "About 90% of Heart 
       Attacks occur Early in 
       the Morning & it can 
       be reduced if one 
       takes a Glass or two 
       of Water before going 
       to bed at Night"

 💐 We Know Water is 
       important but never 
       knew about the 
       Special Times one 
       has to drink it.. !!

       Did you  ???  

 💦 Drinking Water at the 
       Right Time ⏰ 
       Maximizes its 
       effectiveness on the 
       Human Body;

       1⃣  1 Glass of Water 
              after waking up -
             🕕⛅ helps to 
              activate internal 
              organs..

       2⃣  1 Glass of Water 
              30 Minutes  🕧 
              before a Meal - 
              helps digestion..

       3⃣ 1 Glass of Water 
              before taking a 
              Bath 🚿 - helps 
              lower your blood 
              pressure.

       4⃣ 1 Glass of Water 
              before going to 
              Bed - 🕙 avoids 
              Stroke  or Heart 
              Attack.

      'When someone 
       shares something of 
       value with you and 
       you benefit from  it, 
       You have a moral 
       obligation to share it 
       with others too.'

I have done mine...😄
 🏁___🐎______________🐢...
send this to three groups and see the  magic.the tortoise will pass the horse.

Parcel from amma jaan - funny

Our Building security guard called me sometime back on the intercom: Sir, amma jaan ne parcel bheja hai...

Me: Kaun amma jaan?

Building security guard: Wohi amma jaan jo sabko parcel bhejtee hain....

Turned out to be a package from Amazon!!😅

Parcel from amma jaan - funny

Our Building security guard called me sometime back on the intercom: Sir, amma jaan ne parcel bheja hai...

Me: Kaun amma jaan?

Building security guard: Wohi amma jaan jo sabko parcel bhejtee hain....

Turned out to be a package from Amazon!!😅

Saturday, June 9, 2018

A Wife is a Wife - Cool one!

A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.

They both knew it will bite them..

The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart

The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little while and ran away.

The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.
.
.
But his wife shouted
 "I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs, this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog"!!

Husband...   "😱😱😱😱"

Moral : A Wife is a Wife 

No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better, than a Wife.

Swami Unknownananda😜😜

Essay on duck - Rubbish

Essay on duck:

I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water.Duck also swim in water. Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day. That is why duck is so white.. I like duck so much bcoz i love drinking milk... Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour.. Holi is festival of colours...

Moral of the story .. Send Anything On Whatsapp!! People still read it..!

Coming soon.. An essay on Fish...😜😋

Patient to Doctor - I have a problem with my eyes - funny

🇵​🇦​🇹​🇮​🇪​🇳​🇹​: 

Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when i reach there its nothing  there.

🇩​🇴​🇨​🇹​🇴​🇷​: 
it's a new disease called .... 
"6th Pay commission   Revision Arrears deficiency syndrome!!!

😂😀
Dedicated to all Govt. Employees 😂 !