Thursday, June 20, 2019

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Thursday, March 28, 2019



Enjoy the fun & the pun.

Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May!

Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread!

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
A: Kid: The lunch bell!

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless!

Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
A: Transparents!

Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A Barbercue!

Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal
A: A cereal killer!

Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina!

Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion!

Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
A: Nostalgia!

Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear!

Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble!

Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?
A: The dock!

Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid!

Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut!

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!

Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in High School!

Q: Why was the maths book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!

Happy  week ahead.

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Monday, January 28, 2019

Nothing is Permanent in this Life - Whatsapp killed BBM, Wikipedia killed Encyclopedia

Nothing is Permanent in this Life 

Whatsapp killed BBM

Youtube killed VCD/DVD

*Bluetooth* killed *Infrared*

*Xender* killed *Bluetooth*

*CDs* killed *Cassettes*

Android killed Windows

*Uber* killed *Yellow Cab* 

*Phone* killed *Post Office*

*SMS* killed *Letter Writing* 

*Email* killed *Fax*

*Civilization* killed *Culture*

*Computer* killed *Typewriter*

*E-card* killed *Hallmark Card*

*Maggi* killed *Dawa Dawa*

*Money* killed *True Love* 

What else killed what again?

Internet killed Library

Google killed Dictionary/Memmory

Wikipedia killed Encyclopedia

No condition is permanent in this world. Be humble. 
Therefore, my dear friends, 
whatever position you are today use it positively... 
Tomorrow may not be yours... but 
Someone else's

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Funny - Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' wife MacKenzie is a better investor than most of us

Jeff Bezos wife is better investor than most of us. 

 She managed to exit him at peak !!! 😜😇

Note: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are are reported to be getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage. It is speculated that MacKenzie could become world's richest woman after divorce., Inc., doing business in the Amazon brand name, is a U.S. based multinational technology company (MNC) focusing in e-commerce, cloud computing and artificial intelligence (AI) based in Seattle, Washington, USA (United States of America). Jeff Bezos is the founder and current CEO (Chief Executive Officer) of, Inc. Amazon is the world's largest internet company in terms of revenue. It's shares are listed on the NASDAQ stock exchange.